i hate small talk
tell me about how lonely you are or tell me about why you keep waking up in the morning or talk to me about your mum’s eyes and your dad’s laugh. I don’t care about the weather and you don’t care about how my job’s going.
I’m so fucking in love with this.
how can i blacklist all posts like this can people just tag them #pseudo profound john green shit so i never have to see them
The Anatomy Lesson of Dr. Nicolaes Tulp (1632) is an oil painting by Rembrandt during The Baroque period.
The 2011 video game Deus Ex: Human Revolution references the painting in both in-game portraits that can be found on the wall and in a certain cinematic trailer, featuring the main protagonist Adam Jensen as the cadaver as Dr. Nicolaes and his students study his charred and ruined arms, which in the actual story become amputated and replaced with mechanical limbs.
Things that make me sad: Steve Irwin’s death
The thing I just did: Read about it
sounds about right [x]
i’m looking for a romantic way to say i hope you think about me when you masturbate sometimes
In the deepest, calmest hours of the night when you have naught but your own company, I hope my image fills you with bliss.
wtf that sounds like something a 90 year old barn owl would say. if someone said that to me i would never masturbate again for the rest of my life
i’m sorry i had to do it
when your friend has a really shitty opinion
When your significant other chooses a bee over you
Star Wars main theme changed to minor key
Imperial March in major key
The main theme in the minor key makes me think of KotOR II, just because “oh hey, it’s Star Wars! EXCEPT EVERYTHING IS PAINFUL AND SAD.”
Not sure what to make of the Imperial March, though.
current mood: john marshall having a misadventure in the library of congress
10 Cutest Reasons Why You Should Love Owls
This weekend (March 7-9) is the International Festival of Owls in Houston, MN. So, what better way to support such a festival than posting a bunch of cute owl pictures?
Owls are so dumb I want fifty.
Sophie Turner for Glamour UK March 2014 [X]