some men just want a tangerine

jayygatsby:

I just don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to stay in bed all day long and watch lame romantic comedies play video games and drink coffee and read books in your underwear. Whoever established all these “get a job, be successful” conventions really needs a serious beating. I didn’t sign the terms and conditions for this shit.

yrelectricsurgeissweet:

It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day

lol retrospect

I made a list of the most horrible possibilities of what the ME3 ending could be when the rage started to build throughout the internet….

that awkward moment when a part of every one of them became true.

• your entire team turns into husks and your love interest huskified kills you themselves, grinning into the camera (synthesis undertones)
• the Citadel is destroyed and Shepard and the whole crew is put into a reaper smoothie machine. (replace reaper smoothie machine with Gilligan’s Planet and…yeeeaah)
• Everyone is indoctrinated and fights for the Reapers (little did I know I would be begging for this alternative)
• the Reapers will stop attacking the galaxy if they have Shepard (yup)
• the Normandy explodes in a great blaze of fire (um)

i hate my everything.

unpopular fandom stupid opinion time

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